WHAT IS/WAS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU DUG?

So I’m going first.

On a certain midweek service in Church while praying to my almighty God and hoping he answers  my prayers of a dapper etc etc hubby and many more requests,  while enjoying the songs and renditions by choristers , in walked this super dapper looking hunk whoa. Now I have never been man crazy or believed in a man hunt. I can totally function effectively without a man in my life  and have never been  used to noticing how cute any guy is but this particular guy was different. Father Lord, is he the one?
Is he the answer to my prayers? Then I cautioned myself and dismissed whatever thoughts I was having and moved on with my life. Over what seemed like 9 weeks of Sundays in church, I’d not know what force propelling me and whenever I looked randomly, I saw him.

This is strange ooh, is God telling me something?  I would have said it was the law of attraction at work but knowing I didn’t let this guy occupy my thoughts, there was no way vibration energies would make me see him all the time. I became paranoid.

 Who is he, what does he do, where is he from? Were all the questions popping into my head. I started monitoring his movements in church and was beginning to lose concentration.

One Sunday afternoon after service, I saw him talking   to a young man in Church. Once they were done, I rushed up to the brother beaming with smiles and asked him subtly what the guy’s name was and he told me.

I went to google him up and found minimal info.  But I needed to talk to this guy without sounding like a desperado. After what seemed like a month strategizing and coming up with dumb ideas, suddenly like  thunder and lightening,  an idea struck me.

The next Sunday after service, I walked up to him and said excuse me, did you attend Government College?he said’ no’ in a very concentrated mini Igbo accent. Well I had been told I would not get all the qualities I sought in a spouse, so I Ignored. Not giving up, I asked are you Chinenye ………… (Ignore surname) brother? He said ‘no’ and I went like wow you really look like her brother, so sorry to stress you out, it’s nice meeting you and turned to walk away.  He called me back and asked  for my number whoop. Imagine my jubilation that my strategy worked. I immediately called my friend Chinenye and we laughed out loud after I told her all that happened.

 Over the next couple of weeks, my crush and I got talking and I sadly discovered he married early and had three kids, hence his young looks chai. After all the much ado? He also had a successful business and was owner of chains of filling stations chai !!! warra loss,  I came late. Na so I kill the crush ooo.

 My crush didn’t end in a happily ever after, but at least I made a smart move in striking up a conversation  than wishing he came to me.

WHAT IS /WAS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU HAVE DONE TO CATCH THE ATTENTION OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?